So, according to his own tweet, Donald Trump was ten minutes away from launching a military strike against Iran when suddenly an idea struck him: “Wait a minute! These buildings we are about to blow up– are there any people in them?”
Horrified to learn that there were, in fact, people inside, he called off the bombing.
Up until that point, nobody in his administration thought human lives were important enough to even mention, much less factor into their decision.
Something has gone terribly awry.