Then He gave me a pretzel.
From That 70s Show, Season 2:
Leo: I sat next to God once on the bus. He told me the meaning of life, and then he gave me a pretzel.
Hyde: So what’s the meaning of life, man?
Leo: Uhhh… yeah. I guess I should’ve written it down. But it was a good pretzel, man.
I know this hardly carries the same weight as a religious text, and Tommy Chong isn’t exactly a respected religious authority, but I really like the idea that God might sit down with me on the bus and give me a pretzel.