I have a long white beard, and people– even people I don’t know– like to compare me to other people with long beards.
The count for 2019:
- Santa Claus (3 times)
- ZZ Top (twice)
- Duck Dynasty (once– I had to look that one up)
- Gandalf (once)
The only one that was really meant to be insulting was Gandalf, but it didn’t work. I thought it was kind of cool. So did Mona– she bought me a felt wizard’s hat last Halloween, and I do look good in it. 🙂